baytrees tagged me to do this!!
10 years ago I was:
Five years old! I was bending my Barbie dolls over backwards and insisting they were acrobats to my indignant sister who vehemently protested to them being acrobats.
5 years ago I was:
ten years old and pinching my sister here there everywhere because I remember her to be a little (actually a lot) stupid. But then I always ended up being the one wailing and running to my maid (who used to ignore the two little tykes running left right and centre, murdering each other and screaming their lungs out) because she’s strong and I'm not.
I was also FAT because my teacher (that bugger) insisted I should be in TAF club, thereby sending my parents into riotous laughter at the thought of anyone in my family ever getting sent to TAF club. I used to wish I could throw darts at that smelly teacher for sending me to TAF club. Xie xie.
1 year ago I was:
fourteen years old and a bit stupid just like my sister because I was FUGLY and FUGLY. Just like baytrees.
5 snacks I enjoy:
1.Ben and Jerry's Ice cream
2 .McDonald’s hamburger + medium French fries. Oh something else you guys should know about me, I cannot resist it when the counter lady at McDonald’s asks whether I want to UPSIZE because knowing me hor, I’m a bit the greedy and I’ll always say YES very happily. SHIT.
3. Pink mentoses! I can finish up the three-packs of mentoses in an hour or less if I’m reading because I would eat and eat incessantly until I finished all of them up and I love pink mentoses because they’re nice and I like them.
4. Marble chocolate. Anybody who wants to get me fat should buy me marble chocolate from Cadbury because I LOVE them to bits and I never could stop myself from finishing the entire huge bar up once I opened up the lovely silver crinkly packaging.
5. Chocolate of all sorts. Except dark chocolate lah, chocolate IS supposed to be sweet, isn’t it! I always get peeved when I see dark chocolate. I have the stomach to finish up boxes of ferrero rocher, leaving tremendous rubbish all around me in a lovely circle, prompting my sister to glare at me because she’s wondering where all of it is going to.
5 songs I know all the words to:
Eh. Cedar School Song, Jay Chou’s Jian Dan Ai (I like that song okay yo! Don’t talk yo!) And. VOILA THAT’S ALL XIE XIE. GOODBYE.
5 things I would do with 100 million dollars:
Wahseh why is this quiz so long!
1. Donate a good half of them to the orphans in Ethiopia because no one should hoard such a large amount of money to themselves without sparing a thought for the homeless and starving innocents around the world. Some of that money should also go to sponsoring Greenpeace and the PETA, because I believe in saving the earth and helping cease the cruel treatment of animals.
With fifty million left, EH FIFTY MILLION DAMN LITTLE LEH! WHAT ON EARTH, FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA, CAN I DO WITH FIFTY MILLION!
2. I will. Spend that money having lusty shenanigans with sexy guys. HAHAHHAHAH NO KIDDING.
I would use that money to grant wishes my friends and family have.
3. Then with whatever meagre sum I’m left with, I’ll buy a house and fill it with phillipe starck furniture and die amongst material riches. XIE XIE.
4. Oh I'll invest a good part of that money in unit trusts and all those. So my money will multiply and increase whilst I enjoy life. MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAH XIE XIE.
5 places I would run away to:
1. My mother’s womb. You know when I can’t fall asleep at night, I think about me as a baby cuddling in my mother’s womb with all the nice womb water surrounding me? Hahahahha yes lohxz it’s therapeutic and relaxing. Go try lah, silly wanker!
2. Milan, fashion nirvana. Of course I would only go there if I have moolah lah, or else xie xie but I shall stay in smelly kovan.
3. YO YO YO this is TSK too difficult I cannot think of anymore already!
4. Eh Bermuda’s triangle. Then if I’m there I can find out where all the pilots and planes and ships went to, and then I’ll come back and do an expose on the enigmatic mystery of the Bermuda’s Triangle and then I’ll sell the expose for a 100 million dollars and muahahhaaha I can do all of the things above. INGENIOUS, RIGHT! I bet you wished you had thought of that.
5. NO MORE LAH HAIYOH!
5 things I would never wear:
1. LEGGINGS gosh that just spells FASHION DISASTER IN HUGE RED LETTERS!
2. Animal prints reminiscent of tai-tais with nothing better to do!
3. My birthday suit when I'm in public, unless I'm going to die the very next day and I want to leave the world with a huge splash.
4. BAYTREES CLOTHES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
5. Nothing else lah, walau!
5 favourite TV shows:
1. SEX AND THE CITY (I SOBBED MASSIVE TEARS OF ANGUISH WHEN THE LAST EPISODE AIRED, OH MY DEAR SWEET CARRIE!)
2. DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
3. THE O.C. (ALTHOUGH I ABHORRED SEASON TWO, BECAUSE RYAN AND MARISSA BROKE UP, EAT MY SHIT PLEASE XIE XIE.)
4. Grey's anatomy
5. Lost, before I got bored and fed up.
5 bad habits:
Always setting my alarm clock for two hours before and waking up two hours later bleary-eyed and sleepy.
Calling people fugly and ranting and raving when I look at magazines because people are just so FUGLY! OMG!
Far too confident of my abilities (eh walau yo I think I’m the only one around saddled with this bad habit. Yo!)
Calling people fat! I don’t know why it’s an innate thing.
Never managing to curb my spending habits. EH YO those clothes and stuff were winking at me yo how could I resist! ):
OH OH OH and I can’t stand fugly toddlers xie xie I feel like asking them to eat my shit whenever they squeal with their fugly faces sorry damn wicked but I just can’t stand them!
5 biggest joys:
Donating money to charity and putting my name down for noble petitions by the likes of PETA and GREENPEACE.
Having long talks with friends about life and whatnots.
Being able to wake up in the mornings, still alive and breathing. (BUT HOR THIS IS ONLY WHEN IT’S THE HOLIDAYS.)
Being able to eat tremendous amounts of food and never get fat, muahahahhahah!
Seeing my friends and family happy and at peace. (:
CEDARIANS TRIUMPHING OVER REPUGNANT RAFFLESIANS. XIE XIE. The underdogs celebrate!!!
5 favourite toys:
Tech toys can?
My pink razr, my ipod nano, and my red ixus cam. And that smelly turtle I have with holes all over and my little baby pillow I’ve spilt countless food material in the many years it has been with me. Teehee.
5 fictional characters I would date:
DAMN LONG I DON’T WANT TO DO THIS QUESTION ALREADY THANK YOU.
*****
I shall end off with a poem!
I love Diana and I cannot lie, a fee fie and a foe.
I admire Diana and I cannot lie, a fee fie and a foe.
Diana is a goddess and I cannot deny, a fee fie and a foe.
Diana’s quiz I love like shit, a fee fie and a foe.
XIE XIE NI!
Diana is ZUI LENG GE LENG FA! YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO!
Please sing that in tune to HUO YUAN JIA and get a glimpse of my elusive musical genius.
LURVE,
DIANA!
10 years ago I was:
Five years old! I was bending my Barbie dolls over backwards and insisting they were acrobats to my indignant sister who vehemently protested to them being acrobats.
5 years ago I was:
ten years old and pinching my sister here there everywhere because I remember her to be a little (actually a lot) stupid. But then I always ended up being the one wailing and running to my maid (who used to ignore the two little tykes running left right and centre, murdering each other and screaming their lungs out) because she’s strong and I'm not.
I was also FAT because my teacher (that bugger) insisted I should be in TAF club, thereby sending my parents into riotous laughter at the thought of anyone in my family ever getting sent to TAF club. I used to wish I could throw darts at that smelly teacher for sending me to TAF club. Xie xie.
1 year ago I was:
fourteen years old and a bit stupid just like my sister because I was FUGLY and FUGLY. Just like baytrees.
5 snacks I enjoy:
1.Ben and Jerry's Ice cream
2 .McDonald’s hamburger + medium French fries. Oh something else you guys should know about me, I cannot resist it when the counter lady at McDonald’s asks whether I want to UPSIZE because knowing me hor, I’m a bit the greedy and I’ll always say YES very happily. SHIT.
3. Pink mentoses! I can finish up the three-packs of mentoses in an hour or less if I’m reading because I would eat and eat incessantly until I finished all of them up and I love pink mentoses because they’re nice and I like them.
4. Marble chocolate. Anybody who wants to get me fat should buy me marble chocolate from Cadbury because I LOVE them to bits and I never could stop myself from finishing the entire huge bar up once I opened up the lovely silver crinkly packaging.
5. Chocolate of all sorts. Except dark chocolate lah, chocolate IS supposed to be sweet, isn’t it! I always get peeved when I see dark chocolate. I have the stomach to finish up boxes of ferrero rocher, leaving tremendous rubbish all around me in a lovely circle, prompting my sister to glare at me because she’s wondering where all of it is going to.
5 songs I know all the words to:
Eh. Cedar School Song, Jay Chou’s Jian Dan Ai (I like that song okay yo! Don’t talk yo!) And. VOILA THAT’S ALL XIE XIE. GOODBYE.
5 things I would do with 100 million dollars:
Wahseh why is this quiz so long!
1. Donate a good half of them to the orphans in Ethiopia because no one should hoard such a large amount of money to themselves without sparing a thought for the homeless and starving innocents around the world. Some of that money should also go to sponsoring Greenpeace and the PETA, because I believe in saving the earth and helping cease the cruel treatment of animals.
With fifty million left, EH FIFTY MILLION DAMN LITTLE LEH! WHAT ON EARTH, FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA, CAN I DO WITH FIFTY MILLION!
2. I will. Spend that money having lusty shenanigans with sexy guys. HAHAHHAHAH NO KIDDING.
I would use that money to grant wishes my friends and family have.
3. Then with whatever meagre sum I’m left with, I’ll buy a house and fill it with phillipe starck furniture and die amongst material riches. XIE XIE.
4. Oh I'll invest a good part of that money in unit trusts and all those. So my money will multiply and increase whilst I enjoy life. MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAH XIE XIE.
5 places I would run away to:
1. My mother’s womb. You know when I can’t fall asleep at night, I think about me as a baby cuddling in my mother’s womb with all the nice womb water surrounding me? Hahahahha yes lohxz it’s therapeutic and relaxing. Go try lah, silly wanker!
2. Milan, fashion nirvana. Of course I would only go there if I have moolah lah, or else xie xie but I shall stay in smelly kovan.
3. YO YO YO this is TSK too difficult I cannot think of anymore already!
4. Eh Bermuda’s triangle. Then if I’m there I can find out where all the pilots and planes and ships went to, and then I’ll come back and do an expose on the enigmatic mystery of the Bermuda’s Triangle and then I’ll sell the expose for a 100 million dollars and muahahhaaha I can do all of the things above. INGENIOUS, RIGHT! I bet you wished you had thought of that.
5. NO MORE LAH HAIYOH!
5 things I would never wear:
1. LEGGINGS gosh that just spells FASHION DISASTER IN HUGE RED LETTERS!
2. Animal prints reminiscent of tai-tais with nothing better to do!
3. My birthday suit when I'm in public, unless I'm going to die the very next day and I want to leave the world with a huge splash.
4. BAYTREES CLOTHES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
5. Nothing else lah, walau!
5 favourite TV shows:
1. SEX AND THE CITY (I SOBBED MASSIVE TEARS OF ANGUISH WHEN THE LAST EPISODE AIRED, OH MY DEAR SWEET CARRIE!)
2. DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
3. THE O.C. (ALTHOUGH I ABHORRED SEASON TWO, BECAUSE RYAN AND MARISSA BROKE UP, EAT MY SHIT PLEASE XIE XIE.)
4. Grey's anatomy
5. Lost, before I got bored and fed up.
5 bad habits:
Always setting my alarm clock for two hours before and waking up two hours later bleary-eyed and sleepy.
Calling people fugly and ranting and raving when I look at magazines because people are just so FUGLY! OMG!
Far too confident of my abilities (eh walau yo I think I’m the only one around saddled with this bad habit. Yo!)
Calling people fat! I don’t know why it’s an innate thing.
Never managing to curb my spending habits. EH YO those clothes and stuff were winking at me yo how could I resist! ):
OH OH OH and I can’t stand fugly toddlers xie xie I feel like asking them to eat my shit whenever they squeal with their fugly faces sorry damn wicked but I just can’t stand them!
5 biggest joys:
Donating money to charity and putting my name down for noble petitions by the likes of PETA and GREENPEACE.
Having long talks with friends about life and whatnots.
Being able to wake up in the mornings, still alive and breathing. (BUT HOR THIS IS ONLY WHEN IT’S THE HOLIDAYS.)
Being able to eat tremendous amounts of food and never get fat, muahahahhahah!
Seeing my friends and family happy and at peace. (:
CEDARIANS TRIUMPHING OVER REPUGNANT RAFFLESIANS. XIE XIE. The underdogs celebrate!!!
5 favourite toys:
Tech toys can?
My pink razr, my ipod nano, and my red ixus cam. And that smelly turtle I have with holes all over and my little baby pillow I’ve spilt countless food material in the many years it has been with me. Teehee.
5 fictional characters I would date:
DAMN LONG I DON’T WANT TO DO THIS QUESTION ALREADY THANK YOU.
*****
I shall end off with a poem!
I love Diana and I cannot lie, a fee fie and a foe.
I admire Diana and I cannot lie, a fee fie and a foe.
Diana is a goddess and I cannot deny, a fee fie and a foe.
Diana’s quiz I love like shit, a fee fie and a foe.
XIE XIE NI!
Diana is ZUI LENG GE LENG FA! YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO!
Please sing that in tune to HUO YUAN JIA and get a glimpse of my elusive musical genius.
LURVE,
DIANA!
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